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      (Nate's "Small" Boat Pictured) Nate Diamond became Larry's manager in 2002, and Larry's career has been nothing but success since then. Along with managing Larry Poon, Nate Diamond also manages a collection of stand-up performers and musical acts, including the Utah Mormon Boys Choir, prop act Dr. Johnny Laffs M.D., and 13 year old piano prodigy Lindsay Harcourt. Nate Diamond also owns a chain of off-shore gambling paddleboats and a successful pizzeria / arcade chain, Charles O. Cheez, which is currently embroiled in a copyright infringement lawsuit, that Nate is sure he will win.  In the Spring of 2006, Larry began to branch out to the hearing impaired community. In need of a Sign Language Interpreter, Larry's manager Nate Diamond hired Jim Deets. Nate claimed that Jim had extensive experience as an interpreter. However, during a April 7th performance at the "Earth, sign this!" Earth Day festival in Lancaster, Pennsylvania it became apparent that Jim's abilities had been misrepresented. "Deaf Jim", nicknamed by Larry for obvious and not very clever reasons (Larry once had a friend he called "Two Dogs" because he owned two dogs), infuriated the crowd by standing on stage and staring into space during Larry's performance. Manager Diamond came clean after the show and eventually admitted that Jim was hired because he worked cheap. However, a loophole clause in his 10 year contract states that he can not be terminated or released for any reason other than zoophilia.  When Larry wants to slay the audience with topical and cutting edge humor, he turns to none other than his longtime friend Shaky Rutherford. Shaky uses his "joke" money to feed his immense weed habit.. or as Shaky will often put it, "It’s 4:20 somewhere... you've got to live it up, bro. Later Days." Not too much is known about his childhood other than that he spent a lot of it screaming into fans and watching his drug addicted father play with himself. In a interview with the Luxemborg Times in July 2004, Shaky mentioned comedian Rudy Ray Moore and late actor Ted Knight as major influences. If you hear Larry telling a side splitting joke about Michael Jackson or Arnold Schwarzenegger you better believe it was crafted by Shaky Rutherford.  "Tenacious Ralphie" - that’s what you’ll hear Larry and other members of his Entourage call Ralphie as they hurl food scraps at him. "That little pecker will eat anything off the ground", Larry once commented with boyish glee to the paparozzi before a show in Atlantic City. Ralphie has been Larry Poon’s driver going on 8 years, and as Larry once put it, "What else would he do?"  Every great entertainer needs a "Yes Man", and what better yes man to have then a guy who lives in a box outside your palatial pad. Homeless Pete has been in Larry’s life ever since Larry was a youngster practicing his shuck and jive on the corners of southeast DC. Many attribute the "Choppin' Crab Dance" Larry has perfected to Homeless Pete, who encouraged a young Larry to "Dance it up- like a crazy negro!" Check out one of Larry’s performances in Washington DC, and you are sure to find the "Homeless One" there... just look for the guy urinating on your car and screaming "Larry Poon is the greatest motherfucker!! The motherfuckin’ greatest!!!"  Not much is known about Lil' Paco. Larry met him one fateful evening when he was short a DJ, and the rest is history. Larry and Paco were inseparable for the majority of his first major North American tour, until he tragically passed away unexpectedly. Larry recalls tearfully, "When he wasn't working as my DJ or sucking cock for money in the men's room - Paco was just fabulous."  Larry Poon's manager during his tough years when he was just starting out as a performer. According to Larry's current manager Nate Diamond, "Shingles was a nice guy, don't get me wrong, but that man couldn't manage his way out a wet paper sack! I mean, this douchbag had Larry Fucking Poon in his hand, and what does he do with him? Nada. Zip. Zilch. Two years, and all this guy gets Larry are some open mics and a few failed tours? Larry wised the fuck up on this jackoff real quick..." Roger is best remembered for his failed Rest Stops on the New Jersey Turnpike 1999 Tour that nearly bankrupted Larry.   In 2002, Larry formed The Trans-Atlantic Power Source with the help of two friends, Munchie Von Ziiss and Milo Zosko (pictured above). Munchie (born Peter Nugley in Liverpool, England) was known for his flamboyant dance moves, and Milo was extremely proud of how long it had been since he bathed last. The band toured Eastern Europe extensively in 2001 and 2002 before an argument over half a grilled cheese sandwich ripped the band apart in 2002. Since that day, Munchie has gone on to front The Facials - Germany's answer to N'Sync. Milo, however, tragically ended his life in 2003 after a disappointing experience baking banana bread. |
  
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